Still More Evidence Of The Impending Apocalypse

First, Anna Nicole goes to the Supreme Court. Then, Ben Affleck could possibly sorta be considered for a run for the U.S. Senate. Now, Tom and Katie have spawned. (And, in the Courts of All That Is Holy,the Underseraphim for Entertainment Affairs decides to have Nicole Kidman get the 2007 Oscar for Best Actress AND Director.) These truly are the End Times...