Today, you, my legions of fans and admirers, may celebrate the fact that I have graced this sordid world with my presence for twenty-three years. For two decades, I've been a shining beacon of hope, progress, and all that is good in the human spirit. What did the world do before I came along? I simply have no idea.
I realize I was quite remiss in not letting you know of this joyous anniversary sooner, leaving you no time to buy gifts and/or plan a fabulous surprise birthday soiree. Fear not, though, because belated birthday presents are more than welcome. Money, sex, and/or jewelry would be particularly appreciated.
While I spend the day being feted and applauded by my nearest and dearest, those unfortunate enough to not know me personally can spend the time finding out what else happened on October 19 besides my glorious birth (as if anything could compare to that) by consulting the following sites: This Day In History, Wikipedia, History Channel, IMDb, Today In Science History, and Associated Press.
2 comments:
Happy birthday, mate. :)
Happy Birthday, Frank. BTW my word verification letters are qnssr. I did not realize there was a Queer Nation Soviet Socialist Republic. ;-)
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