Final and unequivocal proof that the Democratic Party is insane: the Virginia party is reportedly trying to get Ben Affleck to run for the Senate. Ben fucking Affleck! No wonder the Republicans are in charge.
In other mind-liquifying news, the Supreme Court is going to weigh in on Anna Nicole Smith's golddigging case. I think those old geezer male justices just want a crack at Miss Anna; she's already proven she has a thing for powerful older men, after all!
I suggest we begin preparations for the Apocalypse immediately. The presence of both Affleck and Smith in Washington D.C. is sure to cause a tear in the spacetime continuum connecting our world to a hell dimension populated by cruel, fiendish organisms bent on the destruction of Mozart, puppies, and all that is good in this world.
(Via Defamer)
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Frank, I had a vision of this comming. That is why I moved out of DC to the safety of Arivaca. Here we intersect with an enlightened dimension of paradise.
Make room on the ranch, JOP, 'cause I might be moving out there!
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