For my straight male readers: only look at a woman's tits when a) she's looking away or b) already has her hand down the front of your pants. Otherwise, keep the eyes on the eyes! Apparently, just that simple piece of advice makes a world of difference.
We gay men are so much more civilized. We meet a guy, we look at his package, and we say "Nice package, man!" and then we go and have sex. (Well, SOME go and have sex; not me, of course. *sigh*)
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