Tuesday, August 09, 2005

I Though Europeans Were Supposed To Be All Educated And Crap

People, if you're going to build a brothel and give it a mythological name, make sure you use an appropriate mythological reference! Yes, Artemis is a sporty huntress, so I can understand wanting to use her name for a complex specifically designed with foreign EuroCup soccer fans in mind, but she's also a virgin who would turn you into a deer and have your own hounds tear you to pieces just for seeing her naked! Doesn't really scream, "Yes, big boy, do me!" does it? And I'd watch out for some divine retribution, too; don't think old Artemis'd much appreciate having a brothel named after her.

(Via Bane's Demesne)

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