Tuesday, July 05, 2005

You Mean I'm NOT a Commie-Pinko Traitor??? Damn!

You Are 73% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

6 comments:

GM said...

I'm 60 points less American than you... that makes sense, I guess.

"You Are 13% American
You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!"

I'd like to laugh, but I can't...

G

Frank said...

Yeah, you're as Canadian as... uh, bacon? the Mounties? a beaver? Do you guys have an equivalent saying to our "American as apple pie"?

CB said...

"You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!"


Wee, I have a freak flag!

Unknown said...

Oops . . . only 36% here.

Frank said...

I knew you two would be unmasked as the traitors you are! Homeland Security is on its way!

GM said...

"As Canadian as not-an-American."

G