Daily Harry Potter Post: The Aftermath, or "We Shot Our Loads, Now Pass The Cigarettes"

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Gawker adds that the NYT says (follow that?) that about seven million copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince were sold on the first day, for a take of $117 million dollars in 24 hours. Me, I think I'll wait for the Gawker version, Harry Potter and the Mulatto.

Harry's ass must be, like, totally gross after all that fucking! But Harry is, like, such a whore, so he probably liked all the pounding! I hear JK's a hard pimp to work for, though; she'll choke a bitch!