How Very Appropriate

King Edward II
(1307-1327)

You are a notorious homosexual who squanders
every penny on lavish parties, dancing boys,
new clothes and gifts for your cutest male
friends. The Lords forced you to exile your
boyfriend to France, but you worried he was
having too much of a good time so you called
him home. You've had to fight a couple of
battles, but saddles make you sore and mud is
just sooo hard to get out of velvet!
Your enemies had you locked up in a dark
prison, but just as you were about to start
indulging your boys in prison fantasy with that
hunky warder - they had you assassinated by
shoving a giant red-hot poker up your rectum.
Bummer.

Which old Queen are you?
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