Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Priorities

Pyramus really is a man after my own heart. If it weren't for the fact that he's Canadian and older than I am, I'd suspect we were separated at birth or something. From today's post:
Speaking of "-eur", I swear that I once saw embroidered on the back of a cheesy jacket the words "AMATURE GOLDEN GLOVES". A quick Googling of "amature" reveals that it has been used nearly a million times, and the number is sure to increase as porn sites featuring "amature beastiality" and "free amature masterbation video" become ever more popular. It's things like this that make one fear for the future of humanity. The spelling, I mean: bestiality and self-abuse have been around for a long time.

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