My parents are on vacation in North Carolina this week, leaving my older sister and I on our own. We should be throwing wild orgies and smashing the place up, but neither of us drink, do drugs, or party. Instead she's cleaning (she's a neat freak) and I'm incredibly bored and stressed out and writing final papers. The closest I've come to naughtiness is listening to gay porn on the computer at full volume. We're sooooooooooo lame!
My parents obviously did something right in raising us, but being a little less good would sure be a whole hell of a lot more fun!
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