Oh, those military boys!

Don't ask, don't tell??? These guys are screaming it! I'm sure all involved had a "dishonorable discharge"! (I've got a million of them, folks!)

(Story and links via Towleroad and PageSixSixSix. BTW, PageSixSixSix's server kinda blew up after the proprietor appeared on TV, so if you love incredibly bitchy celebrity gossip [and don't we all?], do your part to keep him out of bankruptcy. It's a really good site.)

You know, I know a guy from high school who goes to West Point. The couple times I've seen him since then, I've begged for stories of homosexual conduct, but he always denied they happened. I just didn't believe him. I've seen the [porn] movies, I know what goes on! But maybe I just had the wrong military academy!