Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Fantasy

For some reason, I've been having this fantasy lately about the next time I have sex (if I ever have sex again). We'd have dinner, a date, all that garbage, and I'd be my usual witty, shy self. Then we'd move into the hanky-panky and I'd transform into a demanding, filthy-mouthed powerbottom. He'd get this hilarious, "What the fuck?!?" look on his face and I'd come all over the place from the feeling of power and domination. We'd never meet again, but I'd become this horror story he relates to his friends. And that would make me very happy.

I really need help...

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