Parentheses

If anyone is going to read this, then I should confess something right now. I'm addicted to... parentheses. Yes, some go in for crystal meth or cocaine, but I just can't get enough parentheses in my writing. I'm just a sucker for clarification, qualification, and tangentiation (which I'm not sure is a word). So, now you know how degenerate I really am. *LOL*