Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Ugly Americans

American pandas: lazy, monolingual fat-asses with bad coats. There's just no way could this be construed as a cultural/geopolitical metaphor. None at all.

3 comments:

  1. are our panda trainers really that bad? that's horrid we're building up a cuteness deficit!

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  2. We must have MACO (Mutually-Assured Cute Overload) if we have any hope of beating back the Chinese menace!

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  3. COMMENCE THE SLOTH BREEDING!!

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