I've Always Wanted To Try A Little Kiwi

Oh my! I never thought I'd say this, but I wouldn't mind trading places with Laura Bush for a few minutes to get to see that in person! (Plus, I'd finally get to find out what drugs they have that bitch on! Seriously, just look at her; she's obviously on some good shit. How else could she keep up that vacant-eyed smile, not to mention live with that husband of hers, without the help of some serious pharmaceuticals? I think they've been feeding them to her for years to keep her docile and not smothering Dubya in his sleep.)