Pathetic

In response to my plea for comments, jo(e) suggested I write either a pathetically sad or highly controversial post. Well, I thought the posts about my loser non-life were pathetic enough, but then I went to the bathroom, started to pee, and realized I hadn't taken down my underwear yet. Yes, a few minutes ago, I literally pissed my pants. And, now, I'm tell you about it. Now that's pathetic. Discuss.